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Showing posts with label South Africa. Show all posts
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Saturday, July 29, 2023

Ball-eating killer pastor loses court case against FB commentator



A South African church minister, a real two-face hypocrite by the name Mark le Roux, took an animal welfare activist to court for 'derogatory statements' made on Facebook. Nothing about forgive 7 x 70 times for the professional bullshitter like his fairy book orders him to do; he instead chose to claim a lot of money from the animal inspector in court. Preach one thing yet do another, that's dishonest hypocrite all the way. But the killer was served a prompt derection.

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Die Staat versus wit Schalk van der Merwe in die saak van aanranding teen 'n swart prokureursklerk





Op 'n Facebook 'haatgroepie' waar al sewe lede die gek skeer met ene Schalk van der Merwe het 'n plasing verskyn waarin Hannes Lottering se plasing oor 'n beweerde aanranding as skermgreep verskyn. Ek weerhou die groep se naam omdat dit 'n private groep is waarvan Van der Merwe nie weet nie en lede alte vermaaklik oor die twee skinder. 

As duiwelsadvokaat wil ek graag die heer Van der Merwe se verdediging behartig rakende bogenoemde aangeleentheid. 

Friday, February 10, 2023

CONFIRMED (and this time it's certain): Rapture in 2023




Christian South Africans are busy packing their best clothes in a frenzy after news about the Rapture broke today. It appeared this afternoon in the comments section of the trustworthy news media service AfriNuus on Facebook, lending it even more credibility.

A devoted religious Elize Griessel said in the particular comment this afternoon that the angel Gabriel told her loud and clear, the much-anticipated rapture by the Christian god is happening in 2023.

Wednesday, February 8, 2023

Liebenberg beleggers takel digitale straathoek met sproke van spoke



In 'n nuwe groep wat oor die vermeende swendelaar Louis Liebenberg handel, betreur 'n klomp geldgierige boerbare hul lot, en verwens hulle LL tot in die Hel. Baie dreig sommer openlik om sy pels te gaan afpluk van sy otagtige lyf in die stort en 'n mooi staanlamp daaruit te maak. Christen liefde in praktyk, so weersinwekkend tweegattig. 

Dis hoe Christene optree. As geld op die spel is, dan is dit net fok God, en daar word ou Vuilbaard by die venster uitgemoer. Sal maar later jammer sê en hulself vergewe sodat nóg 'n skomgattigheid daarna gepleeg kan word, en dan begin die self-vergewery weer. Ek wonder hoeveel van hulle woon die liegbek Angus Buchanan se Mighty Money ag ek bedoel Mighty Men se breinspoel kultusklub by. En met Gierige Grietjie wat na die toebroodjiemakers omsien elders. 

En nou wonder ek hoekom hulle enigsins weer om vergifnis moet vra. Is die spul nie 2000 jaar terug al vergewe toe 'n skelm Jood op 'n kruis gevrek het nie? Of is hulle nie meer vergewe omdat die Jood net in 'n koma beland het weens brouwerk van die Italianers wat tot vandag toe nie 'n kar behoorlik aanmekaar kan sit nie.

Thursday, December 8, 2022

Stats and trends say South Africa is about to collapse




South Africa's electricity network is, according to energy experts quoted in 2748 newspapers online, about to collapse. Apparently expected between 30 and 60 days from now. Just as the new business year starts, see, and when all people talk down on how bad the previous year was and how great 2023 will be. Man, are you in for a surprise.

When a country's whole electricity grid goes down, it take weeks to get back online. And then the issues that led to the collapse, will still exist. So it may implode shortly afterwards again.

What is the only option the state-run monopolistic Eskom has to prevent such a fine example of the results of black management? By switching off all electricity to up to half of the country for weeks, even months, so the other half can have some electricity. Eeny meeny miney mow. A kilowatt for me, a candle for you. 

Without regular electricity, cellphone towers stop working. No communication. Back to the bush era before the white man arrived in Africa. Credit card machines will stop working. No fuel transactions, no shopping.

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Here's Why Boerbarians Support Putin



For several months after Russia invaded Ukraine on 24 February 2022, a large percentage of religious right-wing Afrikaners in South Africa openly supported Putin. Maybe even the majority. We definitively know from social media posts that they did not immediately chose Ukraine's side. 

How many Afrikaners are right-wing-oriented on the political spectrum? The majority. How many are religious? At least 80 percent, but the infection rate may be as high as 90%. Take a shocked breath of disgust here. 

Let me just clarify first: In this article I am not talking about Africans, whom are black people and with the majority on that confuckulated continent supporting Russia.

 Instead, I'm talking here about the white-pelted (more creamy, actually) descendants of mainly Dutchmen that founded modern South Africa in 1652 (when the forefathers of today's South African blacks were still in the middle of the continent, fighting each other, with the losers than fleeing southwards in the late 1700s), and which became the ethnic group Afrikaners. The latter named and perfected the concept apartheid that their British colonizers introduced there. British classism, Boerbarian division. Bc = Bd. Like religious mathematics, you see. 

More specifically, I'll be discussing a subcomponent among Afrikaners that call themselves Boers. I refer to them as boerbarians, a portmanteau of boer and barbarian. Thankfully not all Afrikaners are boerbarians, but all boerbarians are Afrikaners and that's why good Afrikaners emigrate. 

Pictured: A six year-old child in the town Ochakiv in the Mykolayiv district, sleeping peacefully in the arms of Jesus after the big bad wolf punched a part of Jesus's arm below her, through her. She suffered for hours there, but it's all part of God's perfect predetermined plan with her short life, and who are we to criticize such an almighty fictional psychopath god. So, pray and congratulate your god-thingy, don't question or you'll burn in the bad spot of Fantasyland. (Is that not how Christians 'think' and sooth their pain? It's just retarded.)

 Even after seeing a flood of horrific images of torn apart children and hearing what Russian soldiers did to innocent civilians in Bucha, did those religious Afrikaners still stick to their guns - they love it as much as the average Republican and regularly shoot defenseless animals with it - and tried to justify what Putin and his war criminals were doing. (But then they claim one needs their mental Aids to have morality.)

Monday, May 9, 2022

Russia may deploy Mind Assassins in Ukraine


Following my previous letter to the Ukrainian security services, I sent one to the Russian FSB too. Obviously I'm posting it all here as well, the world needs to know. Below then is the letter as sent to the Kremlin's spy agency.


RE: Highly-trained Spies available for Russia in Ukraine

To whom it may concern,

I have an interesting war strategy for you, and will much appreciate it if you can pass it on to the correct departments dealing with the topic at hand. Although I'm certain you're already busy with it, I may add some helpful information.

Let me get straight to the point:

1. You need informants right inside Ukraine to tell you all sorts of interesting things, like in what closets gays hide and where Ukraine hide their many planes that Russia seemingly cannot get shot down.

2. You need more influencers, right inside Ukraine. Ones able to convince ordinary, vulnerable Ukrainian victims of war that Russia is actually good and that they should start supporting Mr Putin. Especially if the specific people I'm talking about are highly skilled in that art, ones that have free access to every nook and cranny in Ukraine, and can move openly around without arousing suspicion.

My proposed strategy here will give you both.


The influencer-strategy Russia follows works well on TikTok to get immoral rich-daddy girls in the West to portray Russia in a more favorable light, and even to convince people the world over Zelensky stole the Z in his name from a poor babuska in Siberia. It is so successful, indeed, that the White House and Pentagon expressed their concern about it.

You now need to up your influencing a notch or two, and I can suggest a team that may be interested to help you. Covertly, of course.

In advance, I would like to apologize sincerely for my lack of diplomatic skills, and would like to assure you this letter is not meant to make you feel bad. Even though you're from bad stock, it's not your fault. I will speak again to Vladimir Putin and ask him once again if it is really necessary to lure NATO to nuke you (after you nuked first, of course.) 

Undercover Zombie Saboteurs Posing as Aid Givers in Ukraine



 Today I contacted the Ukrainian security services with a possible overlooked threat. The letter is below. Thereafter I also sent a letter to the Russian FSB that I will add in another article.


RE: Undercover Zombie Saboteurs Posing as Aid Givers in Ukraine

To whom it may concern,

With the advent of the war, a very specific type of undercover vulture descended upon Ukraine from all over the world. They prey upon the most vulnerable people, and over the centuries they refined it into a fine, deadly art of psychological destruction from within your ranks.

  If successful, they will destroy Ukrainians from within, and turn Ukrainians into mental beggars without pride, and may even turn them positive towards Russia.

The victims are subtly – and often not that subtle – threatened with fire and torture if they refuse to give in and 'repent'. Not something victims of war should have to hear again.

They go by silly titles they gave themselves, like pastors, priests, baby Jesus, and Fluffballs on Fire for God.

SA 'pastor' wanting to shoot own baby now ally for Putin in Kyiv


The South African fable fucker Rooies Strauss that can lie better than 
Sergei Lavrov seen here holding a baby dinosaur he saved from the Titanic.


*For the convenience of honorable Russian czar Vladimir Putin himself, this article was translated to Russian at bottom of page below the English part.*

When you're fucked in the head by the mental illness religion, and like a pure mental patient in the wild, proud of it, you're ripe for some mind fuckery by one Rooies Strauss that is currently hanging balls in Ukraine.

On the screenshot below is the boerbarian from South Africa that makes a living by bullshitting people with fables and deploying psychological blackmail, admitting in no uncertain terms that he tried or attempted to shoot his two-weeks old baby boy. Maybe not read the Abraham shit in the Bible too many times, dear readers.

Friday, February 25, 2022

Bekende 'Prokureur' en NKP-leier Vasgetrap vir 'Sluipmoord'



Die boereverneuker Schalk van der Merwe - hy het basies boerbare laat betaal vir dokumentasie wat hulle gratis by die KVBA se webtuiste kon afgelaai het, en ander streke - en sy wyfie Leoni is gearresteer en word aangekla van sameswering tot moord. Die paartjie het na bewering 'n sluipmoordenaar probeer huur om 'n hele lys mense van suurstofgebruik te ontneem.

Monday, January 10, 2022

Hey, Lesufi! Stop that white people, man!



Die grootbaas van AfriForum, die mijnheer Kallie Kriel, plaas vandag 'n foto van 'n berig in die Afrikaanse koerant Beeld op sy Facebook bladsy. Met reg ook, opgevoede mense is mos darem trots daarop wanneer iets opbouend vermag word deur Liewe Heksie se uitverkore volk. 

Sunday, September 12, 2021

South African Primary School Exploited Death of Teacher to Spread Terrorism



A South African school is exploiting the death of a female teacher to promote a mind-numbing no-questions-asked ritual taken straight from a hate speech manual they apparently still force down the throats of their little students.

   Terrorism can take many forms, shapes and sizes. When daddy tells mommy she's a loose cookie and nothing without him, that's a form of emotional terrorism. Just like when Spiderman tells people they are full of sin and will burn on the BBQ every Saturday forever and ever if they don't love him, same thing. 
 

Friday, August 27, 2021

Comparison: America vs South Africa Covid-19 Deaths and Inoculation Rates



Was talking to a friend in South Africa two hours ago about how that country stack up to some other countries when it comes to the number of inoculations against the Coronavirus, and number of deaths. We did some googling, and came across a surprising almost the same number of deaths today in both America and South Africa, while America has a six times bigger population. He created the meme on top and said I can use it in a blog post, and in turn I gave him permission to post my article here on his timeline on Facebook. 

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Are Educated Black South Africans Gunning for Civil War?



And so it begins. Sweeping up the populace to anarchy and civil war. Blessings Ramoba doesn't know what he's doing.

In the developed world, when the population of a country loses trust in their government, they vote for a new party, a new government. But never, never in Africa. Violence always, without an exception, follows when the populace regards their leaders as crooked.

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

73 Million South Africans to be Infected with Covid-19



What you'll read here applies to pretty much every country in the world, I'll be using South Africa as example.

 Yesterday another 13 000 South Africans were blessed with a gift from their covert colonial Chinese emperor. 755 of those Shitholians were so thankful, they died with their lungs going into orgasmic spasms. They are now sitting on Satan's lap since all 244 000 seats (so claims the Bible) available in imaginary heaven filled up with Jews in 1940 already. 

The past week the number of Covid-19 infections floated around 20 000 per day, but with fewer deaths than yesterday. It appears that while the infection rate is busy dropping due to the more strict level 3 instead of the jolly level 1, the number of deaths is spiking. That can only mean one thing: Full hospitals and medical staff busy collapsing after ten months dealing with religious South Africans in denial. 

Let's do some math, kids! Pull out your calculators.

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Act Against Boerbarian Claims to Save Us



The average South African intelligence quotient may be such that most Saffas are unable to spell the abbreviation 'IQ.' Or at least it may take them some time to locate the letter Q on a keyboard. (Let's leave my use of sucky English tenses out of it; at least I'm brilliant in my home language, unlike most Afrikaners.)

Sunday, November 8, 2020

How South Africa is Spiraling into the Biggest Civil War in Africa PART 6

 



FIRES OF HATE LIT UP THE NIGHT SKIES

Three days after the Senekal drama's second part on 16 October was over — there will be more court cases, and more drama; nobody dies from boredom in South Africa — thousands of acres of farm lands in the very same province were burned down by blacks. Fires were raging over vast districts with several towns in the middle of it. Tens of thousands of cattle burned to death, not counting all the wildlife brutally burning to death because of the actions of some criminal blacks.

How South Africa is Spiraling into the Biggest Civil War in Africa PART 5

 


A Country Being Terrorized by a Black Hitler

  The EFF is following the textbook examples of what Hitler's SA-gang (irony, the name for the Nazi 'brown shirts', huh) did from around 1935 to the common enemy, Jews, before war erupted just four years later. Right now the Boers are in 1938, with a full-scale war against them just a year away, before it will be black against black.


 

   The ruling party, the ANC, is increasingly siding with the EFF out of fear of losing voters to the latter, as unemployment started to spike even before Covid-19 hit. (The EFF focus on that pool for support.) As government, they were unable since day 1 to implement common solutions to the country's problems, that inevitably entails hard work. It is easier to destroy than to build, and the ANC is not known as a hardworking bunch. Hard-stealing, yes.

  A civil war means they get the chance to loot, and teaming up with the EFF to take on the white man has become their only option left. Once the white man is exterminated, black will turn on black, as we have seen everywhere in Africa too. It is no secret that the various black ethnic groups like Zulu, Xhosa, Venda, Tswana, and several others cannot stand each other, as can be seen in physical political violence before every election since 1990. Xenophobic attacks on Africans from other countries on large scale, twice, the past 15 years proves it too.

  A coming civil war, that had become inevitable in South Africa, will not mean black against white, it will mean each ethnic group against all the many other ethnic groups. The Boers and Englishmen there will merely be the first batch of victims, before it will be black against black on a scale never seen before in the whole of Africa. Such a war will cause havoc across all of southern Africa, with SA being the biggest economic power in Africa, affecting half of the continent in a negative way. (Of course, it will open up the gates for China to economically colonize the continent; they are running out of space and resources.) The Apartheid ideology, being far from perfect and quite inhumane, at least succeeded in keeping these many groups in South Africa itself off each other's throats for decades.

How South Africa is Spiraling into the Biggest Civil War in Africa PART 4

[Pictured: Bheki Cele, South African minister of police, and previously kicked out of a former cabinet for 'an issue with a tender', before being brought back by Ramaphosa.]

 

A DETOUR TO COURT

   Now let us do like in the movies, and jump one hour ahead, directly into the courtroom. The magistrate sits there all on his nerves, afraid of doing something stupid that will get him a promotion as appeal judge from the ANC. The case has started, I think it was a bail application the two killers had brought. Not important at all, because what it really was, was a political show of force, of black against white, of the stacking of cards in the prelude to inevitable civil war, with journalists from around the world all big-eyed observing the build-up to a once-promising country exploding.

   You see that row of seats in the packed court over there? Yes, that's Julius Malema sitting there. And you see who is sitting right next to him? Bheki Cele, the minister of police, with or without his trademark black colonial hat. The very minister that should have arrested Malema right then and there for committing the most blatant hate speech imaginable an hour earlier. Yet Bheki Cele sits there as if he's about to sniff the seat Malema sat on out of pure admiration.


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