Act Against Boerbarian Claims to Save Us

The average South African intelligence quotient may be such that most Saffas are unable to spell the abbreviation 'IQ.' Or at least it may take them some time to locate the letter Q on a keyboard. (Let's leave my use of sucky English tenses out of it; at least I'm brilliant in my home language, unlike most Afrikaners.)

Knowledge today is everywhere. There's just no excuse for being ignorant anymore. Never before in mankind's history had we access to so much free, verified, thorough information that passed peer review. All that is needed are a minimum of three brain cells to comprehend what we're reading and the ability to apply basic logic. Yet most South Africans - all religious - seem seriously intellectually impaired.

On Sunday evening 27 December 2020 the South African president Cyril Ramaphosa 'drastically' changed that country's lockdown level from level 1 (lightest) to level 3 (halfway to the most strict one, level 5), effective already that evening.

This was in response to a drastic up-tick in the number of China Flu infections, with a whopping 50 000 infections in the three days before. Not really a surprise, because the South African government made the elementary mistake of issuing five lockdown levels at the start of the pandemic, while most South Africans can only count to three. So by the time Ramaphosa declared level 1 a month or three ago, it meant the pandemic was over, in the minds of most South Shitholians. 

The number of rapes, drunk driving, back-stabbing, dishonest business deals, gunshots, and general lawlessness resumed like normal before, and every second mask ended up in the mouth panty drawer as permanent souvenir. 

Just days before Ramaphosa's speech, South African scientists identified a new, up to 70% more infectious strain than the original pandemic version. It was initially thought to be the same as the new variant in Britain, but it turned out not to be the case. The SA version may have a bit of extra bite to it. Yesterday morning a person arriving from South Africa in Tokyo, Japan, tested positive for it, leading to fears that Japan may have more people infected with the new SA strain as well. 

The main points of the revised level 3 in South Africa:

•  No more going to beaches, dams, rivers or to any body of water for recreational purposes. Which, I assume, include sewerage plants.
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•  From 9 pm to 6 pm nobody is to leave their homes. Please commit your crimes during daytime for the time being, South Africans. You can beat your bitches at night behind closed doors, the Bible is so okay with it that it even includes rules for it. And if zombies can get their way to get everyone to 'go back to God', enslaving black people is back on the cards too. Read your Bible before you hissy fit me. 
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•  No alcohol sales or the transportation of your stash to anywhere. Remain gesuip at your own home please. 
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•  Wearing masks in public remain compulsory as before, but the legal responsibility shifted from not only shop owners supposed to refuse entry if you don't wear it, to that of each individual itself. Which is kind of like exactly as before, but Ramaphosa made it sound all new and dangerous. Not wearing a mask can now get you a fine (which few can anyway pay) or six months jail time (in prisons not having space), or both. Just like before.   
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• Big gatherings become aikôna. Only 250 or so may gather together (not sure about the exact number. But to not stamp out the pandemic completely, brainwashing centers like churches, mosques, synagogues may continue to bullshit gullible religiots in person. The SA government bowed to pressure from legalized con artists whose sheepish wool heads didn't pay blackmail money for a ticket to Fairyland well during the Zoom-only sessions of before. 

The new Level 3 will apply till at least 15 January 2021, when the SA government will review it again. And, spoiler alert from my top secret spy network, extend it further to accommodate thousands of super-spreader events at taxi ranks as people return to the other side of the country for work. Those infections picked up in the day or two before during travel will present itself several days after 15 January. Prepare to see schools and shops open just to see them close a week later. 

Oh, and now is your chance to take some of your liquor money and buy shares in funeral homes. A sure bet, my bro'. Follow me for more get-rich-quick advice. 

Alarmingly, 15 January is the date the South African economy officially reopens for business again, when most people will be back at work, after traveling across the country from Coronavirus hotspots in overloaded minibus taxis. Talk about turning a whole country into one gigantic hotspot! 

The health system already started buckling before 25 December under the country's second wave, it is an absolute given that the infection rate will continue to climb well into late January. Do postpone your car accident to April, when just 3% of the population will start getting one of the vaccines under the Covax scheme and hospital beds will open up. Do expect a lot of money earmarked for vaccines being stolen by the president's dear fellow comrades. 

 Several hospitals are currently reviewing their protocols on whom to help when they are finally overwhelmed. The second wave is already markedly bigger than the first one, but now with hospital staff burned out and thousands infected themselves. Be prepared to see people being smothered to death by their own lungs on pavements outside hospitals soon. 

Meanwhile, exercise your acting skills to evoke sympathy from the hospital staff, so they'll choose you to help above that other guy over there with the blue face. Pastors are already well-skilled with emotional blackmail, learn from them. 

Naturally, after Ramaphosa's speech the minister of incompetent police, Bheki Cele, came out guns blazing and erectile erect from feeling super important, with his customary Mafia-like fedora firmly on his bald head, issuing threats left and right. So many soft targets, so little time. Oh, the joy of applying a blunt knife to all society! 

The excitement in Bheki's eyes made it look like someone invited him to a forbidden New Years party. Which, by the way, will be very dry for most Saffas this year. Homemade pineapple beer made since 28 December is unlikely to have a kick on 31 December already. But don't underestimate how resourceful Saffas can be when it comes to obtain anything to soak their brain cells in. Some may even sniff some bleach as they watch their hero Trump finally going bananas and nuking Iran into the Persian abyss. 

A few days ago I installed a pretty good new South African news app, so I can stay updated what's going on in my nest of birth, see. Every time I switch on my mobile cellular device there's a push notification with breaking news. 

  The app creators regard it as 'breaking news' when the South African cops arrest a drunk driver on an obscure road somewhere, or a South African soccer player gotten laid. The whole world should know such important news. Sounds kind of silly, till you realize it may really be an accomplishment for the South African Poot Squad (SAPS) to arrest real criminals, and we all know SA soccer players are so bad that they don't score tail as much as their more competent counterparts internationally. 

Coronavirus-related news remain top of the charts on the app, and one such an article caught my eye this morning.

Yep, another article about masks, and Brave Bheki growling at soft targets again. Not that big a deal. The news app in question is really only a news aggregating app, grabbing article titles and the first paragraph of the article, from several prominent news media. Then they spam users with a lot of annoying ads on the app. It saves time when one can just quickly scan the main news in South Africa, like an RSS reader, and you get to see an ad for how to lengthen your tolly with magic carrot juice from a witch doctor. As a real bonus, the app include comments from readers under each article. 

The particular article had just four commentators, two white women and a black man and a race-less guy posting an emoji only, each trying to outdo the other in the WTF-did-I-just-read department. 

The first comment is from the black guy, Reginald Qotho, and as my intelligent international readers can see - South Africans already stopped reading earlier on, they can do no more than 40 words before their attention jumps to carrot juice - this blackie is a conspiracy theorist, a rebel without a cause, and seemingly a law-breaker that sets a South African example to his children.

Of whom is Ramaphosa a puppet? Can Reginald Qotho proves his claim, or is he just dishonest of character? Or just too ignorant of how politics work? That's pure unfounded conspiracy nonsense he's peddling. And how is the wearing of masks in public an empty threat? 

The SAPS certainly does not have the capacity to keep everyone in check, as we can see from the crime statistics, and they could not stop black people from burning down 17 schools and several university buildings in one week (#FeesMustFall movement, give give, we want everything free.)

 But we do know that the SAPS arrested and fined more than 130 000 people in the first month or two already under level 5 when the pandemic started in SA. The army assisted and even kicked an innocent black man with an adorable beer belly to death in his own yard, and a colored guy in Cape Town died from a heart attack after having a 'chat' with the Poot Squad. 

Come to think of it, in the first week after the SA government declared a state of panic, more people died at the hands of police and army than of the virus itself. Eight people, if I remember correctly. 

Every successful lie contains an element of truth, and that combination confuckulates the subconscious mind. The latter accepts everything it hears as true, if the slower yet objective and critical conscious mind doesn't perform its duty as gate guard to keep bullshit out. Psychology 101, people. This, by the way, is why I don't just merely scrolls past such dishonest claims. My critical guard is on alert. 

When someone therefore mixes a lie with truth, like Reginald Qotho did, and the listener did not consciously pay attention, the latter's guard is looking away with the road wide open to his subconscious mind and susceptible to lies.

 Repetition and rituals, like singing and praying the same shit in a church, bores the critical guard, that then instead focus on that sinful slut with the short dress. That's how lies become truth in the subconscious mind, a set of beliefs and instructions, and during periods of emotional upheaval the brain falls back on those instructions in the superfast subconscious mind for how to deal with a situation. 

This is what makes Reginald Qotho's lie so dangerous. He is truly correct when he calls parliamentarians kleptomaniacs, we know most of them just cannot stop stealing, there's plenty of evidence for that and many with criminal records. But to call them puppets? Okay, that may be partly true too, China is playing them like a fiddle. His statement that he won't wear a mask, and his motivation for it though, literally endangers the lives of others. Just because my neighbor shags around doesn't mean I should not wear pants, right. 

Not to be outdone by the black man, a white Afrikaner woman then laid her egg of deceit. 

Joanne Steyn claims - no, she states it as fact - that masks aren't healthy. Uhm... maybe you should wash your mouth panty more often, ma'am? 

At least Mandy Pannack applied some common sense there. 

But here comes what irked me well and properly, a female boerbarian then dragged in an extra dozen eggs to lay. 

Do note that she got almost four times more thumbs up than thumbs down from readers. Which kind of show that around 70% of South African readers are the ignorant type. Yes kids, the majority can be wrong, so don't try to fit in, think for yourself. 

Masks lower the immune system, and it is a fact - complete with a Trumparian exclamation mark - says one Leana MH Liebenberg. WTF man. Several studies spanning several years that passed scientific peer review, proved undoubtedly that masks do not impact human health at all. Not. At. All. Proven. Really proven. 

I don't even have to check her profile to bet that she is religious. Only religion forces people to fabricate answers to justify bullshit fairy tales, to the extent that lying daily in all walks of life becomes as normal as breathing. 

A strong statement, right, and certainly not applicable to everyone in South Africa. But do surf South African groups on FB and see for yourself how fluent especially boerbarians can lie, about everything. (To qualify for the term one needs to be a Boer, religious, and some other criteria. I should know, I came up with the term some years ago.) When they don't know something, they'll just make up an answer right then and there. No other country in the world can hold a match to boerbarians' dishonesty. (Also, the match will be stolen promptly and a school set on fire, albeit not by boerbarians.)

Just a fortnight or so ago two American doctors took to a video site, and measured themselves with machines on how ordinary masks impact their lungs and breathing. Both proved that there were no impact whatsoever, no extra strain on the lungs, nothing. The second doctor went one step - okay, six steps to be precise - further, by adding one after the other mask on his face, till he wore six of them. Then he measured his breathing and pulse, right there on the video, and the result: Normal. Breathing and heart rate. That video went viral. 

 They are just two of so many doctors that - scared about the virus and concerned themselves about measures taken against it - followed the anti-religion route (not making up answers) and a pro-science one of investigating and finding real answers based on evidence. 

Doctors and scientists are people too, with friends and family, they won't endanger themselves needlessly, and they have enough brain cells to investigate instead of fabricating answers. Not all, but most. One gets the doctor or six that are infected with the religion virus, and they will spew shit disproved by everyone else. Religious logic is inherently flawed. Look at that Nigerian doctor Stella Immanuel, heavily religious and pro-Trump, earlier this year. I'm still waiting for Facebook to go down. 

I myself didn't have to do such breathing tests with expensive machines, I just use common ordinary logic. For decades, since science made the groundbreaking discovery that there are things like germs and viruses and other invisible little organisms that enjoys eating us humans and mating on our eyelids, doctors wore masks. For decades now surgeons wear masks every day for hours on end while poking at our intestines, not knowing what dangerous viruses may hide under that obese belly of the patient, and yet those clever doctors retire at a log cabin somewhere at the sea, without any health problems. If masks really were harmful, doctors would be the first to know, and then they would have devised another method to protect themselves against patients' germs. 

The statement Leana MH Liebenberg makes is therefore not just one of ignorance, it is blatantly dishonest and outright dangerous to others. She is purposefully spreading fake news, disinformation, and why but for a confuckulated religious mind prone to bullshit would anyone do that? Undoubtedly will her children and some others rather believe her 'testimony' than that of a real figure of authority. As such her children will have the same lax attitude towards the pandemic, they will share her beliefs, and as human nature works, act on those beliefs. Quite directly their behavior then lengthens the period we all will be stuck with the pandemic. 

Her logic about not wearing a mask when alone in the car is flawed as well. Yes, it looks abnormal, it looks silly, but we live in an abnormal time. People like Leana MH Liebenberg, because of the fantasy world religion brought on them, lives in denial of reality and facts that threaten their beliefs and bias. With a pandemic around, that religious attitude lead to the deaths of innocent people in the most brutal way. 

Let me use an example, backed by science and common logic. 

You drive from your home to the shopping mall for some groceries. No mask, alone in the car, hands washed when you left the house. Fine. 

You arrive at the shop. Put the mask on while cursing the demonic puppet president, and only putting it on for fear of a fine.

  At the shop entrance, paws are sprayed. You enter, and see everyone stands 2 meters apart at the tills. You're safe! Down an isle you walk, past a child like yours that don't take the virus seriously because of his incompetent parents. He picked up the virus at school, but is asymptomatic, he doesn't sneeze or cough. 

But he breathes, he touches his annoying mask just like you do, and like kids do, also touches some items on the shelves, and shopping trolleys. His virus spawns itself right onto that bottle of ketchup, and scientists proved that the virus can remain 'alive' on there for several hours. On some types of surfaces, more than a day. 

You pick up the now treasonous bottle of ketchup with your bare hands, places it into your clean trolley that was disinfected an hour and twelve customers ago. The virus is now on your hands, feeding on skin cells to stay 'alive'. And 19 minutes later, you adjust your mask. The virus is now on your hands and mask, but cannot get through the material. 

You leave the store, with nobody spraying anything on your hands since the shop got your money and feels a crap for you as human, taking your infected (on the outside) bottle ketchup with you. In your car you rip your mask off, curse the demonic puppet president and the heat brought on by the climate change you deny, and touch your itchy cheek. One breath, and the virus enters your mouth cavity. 

Sounds far-fetched? Countless people around the world were infected with the virus after leaving a store, while they obeyed all the rules like social distancing and wearing masks around people. Yet they dropped their guard just for a minute, while they knew they left a building with enough people in there to statistically guarantee that the virus was in there in some people. You don't need to French kiss them to get the virus, a whiff of ignorant reasoning is enough.

 A scientific study made head-waves some months ago when their animation in a video showed that the virus can travel several isles far through the air when someone sneezes. Even wearing your mask, with someone sneezing 3 isles away, the virus may land on your face with you none the wiser. That's why so many survivors say they do not know where they got the virus. 

 When you take the virus with you to the car, it may be on your clothes or hands only, but from there it's only a breath or three in a confined space like a vehicle to inhale the virus that is known to be one that enjoys flying, the company of complacent people, and long rides with you.

 It is well-documented how dangerous fake news, disinformation, conspiracy theories without evidence, are. 

Take the 63-year old Nashville guy that blew himself up in his RV outside a AT & T building on Christmas Day, destroying dozens of buildings. He did so - the police theorizes - because he believed 5G is dangerous, without having any evidence for it, and while millions of scientists with friends and family signed off on that technology to be safe. 

 

  Yet he believed bullshit he saw in a basement-made YouTube video by a delusional prankster, and he went to the extreme. That's how dangerous unfounded beliefs are, and why religious beliefs and a religious mindset is equally dangerous. People act on what they believe. 

Like many countries, South Africa has a law that prohibits the spread of fake news online. A very justified, needed, fair law. You can use spicy words like me, that's freedom of speech. But you may not lie, you may not instigate violence, or talk smack about something if you don't have sufficient, real evidence.

 Lying is dishonesty, a character trait of all religious people. I mean, you tell me a man walked on water, another one survived inside a fish, another time the sun stood still for 24 hours, another one flew on a horse to space, without any evidence whatsoever and science directly contradicting all of that? That's fucking lying, that's dishonest behavior, and dishonesty corrupts the moral fiber of a society. Compare atheistic countries like Sweden to religious Nigeria, or use any other, and see where you'll find the most crooks. 

It is time that police minister Bheki Cele invites every boerbarian making wild claims online - and rebellious black people propagating not taking others into account, let's not discriminate - to a friendly court, where such boerbarians and conspiracy theorists will get a very fair chance to prove their statements and claims with real evidence. The Nobel Prize committee will be standing by. Alternatively, a Darwin award will be up for grabs, with a Chinese re-education course afterwards. Make winners out of those people, brother Bheki! 

When South Africa lays in her coffin (the country is on the brink of civil war because of how retarded those people 'solve' problems), how will I describe the deceased? Religious, paranoid, conspiracy-proned, snake-infested (the talking type), deeply dishonest by character, and astonishingly ignorant. Our planet just cannot afford that anymore.

 Our focus must and should be on efforts to counter the devastating effects of climate change that threatens our very existence. We dare not allow members of death cults to occupy our attention with far-fetched unproven bullshit any longer. We need to focus on solutions, not having to keep on rubbing real evidence under the snouts of mentally unstable patients in the wild that insist on remaining in the fantasy world of a six-year-old child. 

UPDATE: In the new regulations made official by the SA government and posted in the state courant Gazette, visits to churches are out again under the new Level 3. Meaning, no bullshitting in person allowed by pastors and other pedophiles. Clearly some woke blackie in that government saw the religion scam for what it is. But to keep the economy going, casinos and other places of throwing money away will be allowed to stay open. Desperate adults thinking they've got a chance to win against machines set against them can thus still be taken for fools, while being sober too with no alcohol sales allowed. 

**Definition of a boerbarian: 

The word is a portmanteau of 'Boer' (the white ethnic group in South Africa that resorts under the term Afrikaner; all Boers are Afrikaners but not all Afrikaners are Boers), and the word barbarian. 

Description: A boerbarian is an Afrikaner (all Afrikaners are white in pelt) that meets the following criteria:

* fairly to heavily religious (Christian strain of the Religionosa Idiotica Virus), 

* Poor spelling in his/her own native language Afrikaans, and displaying illogical thought processes that is poorly constructed, and struggles to express themselves. 

* A tad to a lot racist (difficult to quantify) 

* Prone to believing conspiracy theories 

* Gullible, falls easily for a pyramid scheme 

* Right wing on the political scale, while sometimes pretending to be in the middle or neutral, 

* Ignorant, not strong on reading and thinking, because the Bible forbids them from climbing the tree of knowledge (reading) 

* Biased, and will readily believe anything that feeds their prejudice, whether true or false. 

* Believes in assaulting children (corporal punishment), while giving the deed pet names like 'Pappa poes vir jou'. Violence is commonly regarded as a solution to problems, and often the only one. 

* Hypocrite, preach one thing yet does another. 

* Dishonest, will readily make up excuses to justify atrocities committed by the fictional book skunk God in the Bible.

* Greedy, will sell their parents, friends, family, and other Afrikaners out for surprisingly little. 

* Very little empathy for others and for animals, and will even take from someone in real distress without any qualms. The Bible is then used to justify it, and after a quick talk to the voices in their heads, they forgive themselves and move on to another target to wrong. Which is often black people, and that explains the hatred of so many black people towards all Afrikaners, while only boerbarians are responsible.