Following my previous letter to the Ukrainian security services, I sent one to the Russian FSB too. Obviously I'm posting it all here as well, the world needs to know. Below then is the letter as sent to the Kremlin's spy agency.
RE: Highly-trained Spies available for Russia in Ukraine
To whom it may concern,
I have an interesting war strategy for you, and will much appreciate it if you can pass it on to the correct departments dealing with the topic at hand. Although I'm certain you're already busy with it, I may add some helpful information.
Let me get straight to the point:
1. You need informants right inside Ukraine to tell you all sorts of interesting things, like in what closets gays hide and where Ukraine hide their many planes that Russia seemingly cannot get shot down.
2. You need more influencers, right inside Ukraine. Ones able to convince ordinary, vulnerable Ukrainian victims of war that Russia is actually good and that they should start supporting Mr Putin. Especially if the specific people I'm talking about are highly skilled in that art, ones that have free access to every nook and cranny in Ukraine, and can move openly around without arousing suspicion.
My proposed strategy here will give you both.
The influencer-strategy Russia follows works well on TikTok to get immoral rich-daddy girls in the West to portray Russia in a more favorable light, and even to convince people the world over Zelensky stole the Z in his name from a poor babuska in Siberia. It is so successful, indeed, that the White House and Pentagon expressed their concern about it.
You now need to up your influencing a notch or two, and I can suggest a team that may be interested to help you. Covertly, of course.
In advance, I would like to apologize sincerely for my lack of diplomatic skills, and would like to assure you this letter is not meant to make you feel bad. Even though you're from bad stock, it's not your fault. I will speak again to Vladimir Putin and ask him once again if it is really necessary to lure NATO to nuke you (after you nuked first, of course.)
Today I contacted the Ukrainian security services with a possible overlooked threat. The letter is below. Thereafter I also sent a letter to the Russian FSB that I will add in another article.
RE: Undercover Zombie Saboteurs Posing as Aid Givers in Ukraine
To whom it may concern,
With the advent of the war, a very specific type of undercover vulture descended upon Ukraine from all over the world. They prey upon the most vulnerable people, and over the centuries they refined it into a fine, deadly art of psychological destruction from within your ranks.
If successful, they will destroy Ukrainians from within, and turn Ukrainians into mental beggars without pride, and may even turn them positive towards Russia.
The victims are subtly – and often not that subtle – threatened with fire and torture if they refuse to give in and 'repent'. Not something victims of war should have to hear again.
They go by silly titles they gave themselves, like pastors, priests, baby Jesus, and Fluffballs on Fire for God.
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The South African fable fucker Rooies Strauss that can lie better than Sergei Lavrov seen here holding a baby dinosaur he saved from the Titanic. |
A schoolboy in South Africa was - possibly by his parents - forced to apologize for calling Santa Claus fake.
A police department in Florida, Polk County Sheriff's Office, will be
giving away hundreds, possibly thousands of dead bodies on Saturday 21
November 2020. No identification will be necessary, and the cop shop
said in a press release that it is first come first served.
Is
this a joke? Not at all. Here are the locations and times (copied
straight from their Facebook page) where the dead bodies will be
distributed:
