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Monday, May 9, 2022

SA 'pastor' wanting to shoot own baby now ally for Putin in Kyiv


The South African fable fucker Rooies Strauss that can lie better than 
Sergei Lavrov seen here holding a baby dinosaur he saved from the Titanic.


*For the convenience of honorable Russian czar Vladimir Putin himself, this article was translated to Russian at bottom of page below the English part.*

When you're fucked in the head by the mental illness religion, and like a pure mental patient in the wild, proud of it, you're ripe for some mind fuckery by one Rooies Strauss that is currently hanging balls in Ukraine.

On the screenshot below is the boerbarian from South Africa that makes a living by bullshitting people with fables and deploying psychological blackmail, admitting in no uncertain terms that he tried or attempted to shoot his two-weeks old baby boy. Maybe not read the Abraham shit in the Bible too many times, dear readers.



But, according to the patient, one God then stepped in and saved the child. Isn't God wonderful, sinful brother Pavlov and inferior sister Katarina. Can I get an amen and those hrivnias you have there.

Or, in other words that  psychologists will use, the patient Strauss' mental episode subsided just in time, his delusional state temporarily passed. It may also just be that another, sane, human or two passed by and shouted something like 'what the fuck are you doing?! Drop that gun or we'll blow your two brain cells out!'

  No god-thing saved the kid, Rooies Strauss just got to his senses in time before pulling the trigger. Or with some motivation by way of a bitch slap from his wife. The devil is in the real details, something dishonest fraudsters like Strauss knows just how to leave out and replace with their own versions. The almost-homicide happened around 25 years ago, and it seems the murderous preacher's state of mind continued since then on its deceptive tract. Check his Facebook timeline for proof, just don't pick up mental Aids there.

 I sure hope that the baby boy as grown man today does not turn his back on his unstable father for a second, and maybe even wears a bulletproof vest. And hide those kitchen knives too, son of Retarded Rooies.

Being a self-trained master of indoctrination, Strauss got his own children infected with godsnot as well. They now believe burning bushes can talk, zebras got their stripes overnight, and that a bunch of Jews can surf some dunes in a desert for four decades long without wanting to open a bank on each dune.

From his timeline on Facebook it appears as if one or more of his children now assists their dangerous daddy in Ukraine to milk some defenseless Putin-prey for money and resources. He's got a whole team of liars there. Who do you think is paying all their food, clothing, accommodation, and flight tickets and fuel there, the Easter Bunny? The Russian FSB? Suddenly dirt-poor Ukrainians that lost everything overnight?

 The revolting irony is that Strauss' brain-dead followers in South Africa hail him as some sort of hero. Well, fuck me, I'm then qualifying for a statue bigger than the Eiffel Tower by that logic, because I never once even thought of killing any child ever.

 If the incompetent South African health department knew how to do its job – and if their officials didn't steal so much funds allocated to mental health care that led to the Life Esidemi tragedy there – Strauss would have been locked up long ago in a padded cell. His fanatical video rants have all the tell-tale signs. Some of the crap he's spewing is just mind-blowing retarded.
 
Oh, and all credit always goes to his god-thing, and he PR the crap out of that hypnotic slogan to confuckulate religiotic listeners. Never mind giving credit to the gullible people that even donated vehicles to this Jesus 2.0, and they better not donate a donkey next time. Praise the Lawd.

Can someone also give me an SUV for free, please. In return I'll tell you the true tale of how Goldilocks burned her mouth with oatmeal for your sins and how a bear will eat you if you don't worship her. Working for shit is so annoying if you can just get everything for free, praise Goldilocks. 


How long before fucknut Strauss loses it once more and go on a shooting spree after hearing voices? With all the guns and ammo at present in Ukraine for the taking, he can certainly get hold of an automatic assault rifle. The religious people in that cesspool of irrational beliefs Israel is not setting a good example on the television, he may play copycat. Today yet again the Chrisitian Israeli's and some Muslims shot and stabbed each other.

The world needs to know about the danger Strauss and his type of religious bullshitters poses to society where vulnerable people have little will left to resist, hence me writing this article in English. Also, I'm going to translate it to Russian below this English part, specifically for Vladimir Putin and his peasants' eyes. The Kremlin will want to know what superb undercover allies Russia has in Ukraine. 

 From what I heard, the loony (talking about Strauss now, don't get confused; Putin is more like a cancerous growth on an escaped abortion) is currently defrauding gullible, vulnerable victims of war in Kyiv. He spins them tales which he dishes up as truth, and subtly threatens them with fire after death if they refuse to believe shit he cannot prove. And, of course, he would like that ten percent of their pay cheques as the Bible they now believe orders them to give. That's fraud, no matter how you dress it up.
 
You can't sell imaginary seats in Fairyland and demand anything else than Monopoly money for it.



And the cheek of Strauss to went on an 'exotic vacation' which he labeled an evangelical outreach - it's like calling a war a military operation - to an exciting country where things are snapping and crackling and shelling and happening, when his fellow countrymen back home in that shithole South Africa are in dire need of help themselves. (Not that Strauss can help there either, but let's pretend for a second he won't be a liability on society there too.) Why help the impoverished black people in his own nest when he can get to see better places in Europe, on the dime of superstitious idiots paying for such an adventure, right. I'm really envious!

On the plane to Europe, he's the type of guy that wears the 'Jesus loves you' hat. Ticket paid for by superstitious zombies in South Africa, and thanks to that hat he got a whole isle for himself. Who wants to sit next to such a mental terrorist on a plane for 10 hours?
 
And hey, if the EU sends billions of euros in aid somewhere, you can expect religiotic con artists from around the globe to be drooling around in Ukraine like the hyenas of humankind they are. Wherever there's shit, there the representatives of religions are.

You give me a talking donkey pie today, and I return the favor tomorrow by giving you a forbidden fruit cake.

Humans are of a reciprocity nature. Exploiting that, pastors and priests 'help' you during your time of need - with resources donated by others, not their own money! - with the unspoken expectation that you return the favor when you're back on your feet, by giving back to the fraudster as collector of aid, and him then keeping much of it for himself. Sickening criminal exploitation of human nature. Sies.

Being the typical religious hypocrite he is, Strauss appealed a week or three ago on Facebook for donations of protective gear, for himself, of course. Gimme an expensive bulletproof vest, please. Gimme some brown Zelensky shirts so I can look like a real man too. Gimme money. Gimme food. Gimme gimme gimme. Fuck the people that really need it at the frontline, the parasite hiding in now fairly safe Kyiv - only after the Russians withdrew the vulture moved in - wants to be feathered himself.

The wannabe baby killer preaches how his god will protect people, even quote that promise from the Bible, but then he asks for stuff designed by humans to protect his dishonest ass. Like, maybe not trust the almighty cloud muffin all the way, okay.

Aid is in short supply in a war-torn country burning through 80 billion euros a month to stay alive, so to have parasites like Strauss veying for some of that aid is beyond unethical. If you go to a place struck by disaster, you make sure you have everything you'll need beforehand. But not Strauss and his type. They milk victims dry right on a battlefield. While I tell you about Jesus as you're laying there in a pool of blood, let me liberate you from your Nazi wallet. Maybe more than just metaphorically.

Why did Strauss not rather go to Mother Russia - remember to take the godsnot virus along that will protect you, go infect them Ruskies - and go convince the war criminals there to stop their shit? But Rooies Strauss knows very well despite his brain damage that no god will protect him in the real bear's den. Also, no freebies there.

 

 
As we learned to expect from religiots, Strauss is a breeder. Or so I gather from his photos on Facebook, showing something like four children he fathered. That on an overpopulated planet, and in an impoverished country (South Africa) where millions of people live below the bread line.

 People in future will not be allowed to breed without first providing financial guarantees that they'll be able to take care of their children themselves. Congregations and taxpayers should not have to do it.
 Putin, make sure to add it in the NWO constitution, please.

Raising a child is not cheap, and guess who paid for the upbringing of Strauss' children. Superstitious religiots, of course, with money and resources that should have gone to other people in real need before the breeder impregnated one or more women. He's not exactly a looker, so to breed that many times is testament to his ability to smooth talk women out of their panties. 

Seeing the utter, delusional, nonsense Strauss fabricates on Facebook is not just revolting, it's alarming. With his type in Ukraine, it's bound to harm the country's new-found international shine. If Putin wants the whole world to turn against Ukraine, he just have to mention people like Strauss on RT. Hell, Putin can drop his fake denazification excuse altogether, and just points out the damage that preacher-leeches like Strauss cause, to swing the whole world to Russia's side.

It's not any god helping any Ukrainian, it's democrats, and atheists (think Elon Musk, actor Sean Penn, and many others) and sane people realizing that it's up to humans to bring the situation under control, that pumps in aid and more every day. It's them actively stepping up and doing something, while most Christians just drool on the digital street corner on FB by saying idiotic things like "I will talk to my imagination about those dead people and tell God in there his perfect pre-determined plan have some shitty flaws."

 Strauss is the type of blemish that dries up such real aid from the international community as time goes by. Even atheists get pissed-off when con artists swindle aid to fund their expiditions of disinformation.
   
As proof, how willingly does the international community offers assistance to religious countries like Nigeria, compared to when a disaster in atheistic countries strike? Ukraine should stay clear from the stink of religion, before the world says 'let your god-thing help you, we have our own taxpayers to take care of.'

Another puzzling thought: The Russian Orthodox Church officially underwrites and promotes the war in Ukraine, and as figure of authority influences many religiots in Russia to now believe it's right to rape, torture and kill other people. So much so, that the head of that pedophile ring, Patriarch Kirill, is to be sanctioned by the West. His golden robe worth enough to buy three Aurus Senat limousines with ain't gonna be blow dried with expensive imported shampoo no more. Nope, magic dassiepis will once again have to do for those funny bunny ears.

Patriarch Kirill here without his fancy white and pure gold robe, and his bunny ears looking all droopy, with big war criminal buddy Putin.

But, so here's the puzzle: That indoctrination center of Kirill and its victims are praying that God must protect Russian soldiers and kill the enemy. Sure, Kirill is just faking it, but that part the zombies don't have to know. 

Meanwhile, victims of Strauss and co across the border in Ukraine pray to the same god-thing to protect Ukrainian soldiers and citizens (which he ain't doing; we've all seen the many dead bodies) and kills the enemy (which Ukrainian soldiers are doing, no god needed for that.)

You brain-dead superstitious zombies, you're confuckulating your god. You're jamming the phone lines to Cloud Nine. That's why children about to be raped can't get through. 

If God needs swindlers like Strauss to tell him what to do, he is no good at making moral decisions. Why is it even necessary for mortals to ask God for help, doesn't he know what the right things to do are? For all we know, that god requires an Indian riksha driver to assist him on how to float his cloud. 

Maybe you should just congratulate God with his perfect plan he had with everyone's life even before birth, and do a dance of joy around each raped, mutilated, dead body? Won't put it above you Christians; religious people do unstable things. Like having an annual festival with a bunny pooping chocolate eggs and where you drool about drinking imaginary blood and eating a dead Jew… Yuck. 

P.S: I solemnly swear to send the link to this article in an email to the Kremlin. Just so Putin knows whom not to bomb. With fake news spreaders like Strauss in Ukraine, the latter will inevitably disintegrate all by itself. Look what religion did in all heavily-religious countries. 

Bol'shoy boss Putin, PLEASE DO NOT BOMB THE SOUTH AFRICAN ROOIES STRAUSS. LET HIM HELP YOU WIN YOUR 'SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION'. Also, he likes accepting donations. Wink wink. With South Africa being an ally of Russia, you can always bully their Ramaphosa to put some pressure on Strauss and his team to influence ordinary Ukrainians to fall for Russian fake news too. 

PSS: Part of this article is satire. But this is not: Putin, you're a poes. 



***RUSSIAN TRANSLATION BELOW***

(Check top first photo, that's the one I'm not going to add here again.)

Когда тебя выебала в голову религия психических заболеваний, и ты, как чистый психически больной в дикой природе, гордишься этим, ты созрел для какого-то ебанутого разума от одного Роуи Штрауса, который в настоящее время вешает яйца в Украине.

На скриншоте ниже изображен бурвар из Южной Африки, который зарабатывает на жизнь тем, что вводит людей в заблуждение небылицами и использует психологический шантаж, недвусмысленно признавая, что он пытался или пытался застрелить своего двухнедельного мальчика. Может быть, вы не слишком много раз читали дерьмо об Аврааме в Библии, дорогие читатели.

The above – my first two English paragraphs on top of the page – translates back to English like this (and I did this test because it's hysterical):
When you get fucked in the head by the religion of mental illness, and you're proud of it like a pure mental patient in the wild, you're ripe for some fucking mind from one Rowe Strauss who currently hangs eggs in Ukraine.
The screenshot below shows a South African burwara who makes a living by misleading people with tall tales and using psychological blackmail by explicitly admitting that he tried or attempted to shoot his two-week-old baby boy. Maybe you haven't read the crap about Abraham in the Bible too many times, dear readers.

No, screw it. Putin, use a translation add-on yourself to read this page fully in Russian. And mind you, as one can see in the paragraphs I quoted above, the last sentence in there is exactly the opposite of what I originally said in the first paragraph in English at the top of this page. 

So now we know Google is the real culprit responsible for disinformation! You said in English in December that you will NOT invade Ukraine, while in Russian you really meant you will. Google caused the misunderstanding to the world, look how it messes up my message here. I can only imagine what it will do to the rest of the article.

Anyway, since the last part of my last English sentence is in Afrikaans, I'll translate that to Russian, because it came out so well and my Afrikaans friends will appreciate it. ;)

PSS: Chast' etoy stat'i — satira. No eto ne tak: Putin, ty poet. 

 

 


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