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Saturday, October 10, 2020

The Zombie Shop That Got No Virgins


   This is a true story, and you know it's true because you're reading it here. 😂 Christian logic, huh.

The following really happened with me this morning.

  A while ago the old man that owned a little convenience store close nearby me died of genealogical bat bite complications. (Just me trying to find a new term for Coronavirus complications. A bat bit a Chinese, or the Chinese guy bit an infected bat, and the disease passed on from one to another.)

   Anyway, the shop stood closed for some weeks. Then a man, I assume a Pakistani, and Muslim by faith I found out today, bought it from the bereaved family.

  The building got a new paint job, new shelves, improved modern lighting, was properly stocked, new tile floors, the works. The shop looked smart and modern when it opened up again two weeks ago, with much longer business hours as well, while the whole upmarket neighborhood is still asleep. The shop used to be a bit run down before then, with the white owner having had it for decades. Much lower prices now too.

But no customers came.

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