"...then why are there still monkeys?"

Maybe us intelligent people should stop telling the zombie people that humans evolved from 'monkeys'. More precisely, we evolved from a shared ancestor, an even more primitive primate, but that's just too difficult to grasp for the walking braindead.

They counter what scientists can prove with 'if humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?' That, kids of the future, was recognized long ago as retarded reasoning.

The Evolution of A Telescope Will Hunt Down Every Cloud Daddy

Did you know that gravity – that you can prove yourself by dropping a Bible into a toilet – is regarded till this day by scientists as 'only a theory'?

You will of course also then be able to prove that the Bible is only good to block a drain. It doesn't work well as doorstop; dogs tend to piss on it. But that's beyond the scope of this short article.