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Friday, February 10, 2023

CONFIRMED (and this time it's certain): Rapture in 2023




Christian South Africans are busy packing their best clothes in a frenzy after news about the Rapture broke today. It appeared this afternoon in the comments section of the trustworthy news media service AfriNuus on Facebook, lending it even more credibility.

A devoted religious Elize Griessel said in the particular comment this afternoon that the angel Gabriel told her loud and clear, the much-anticipated rapture by the Christian god is happening in 2023.

Wednesday, February 8, 2023

Liebenberg beleggers takel digitale straathoek met sproke van spoke



In 'n nuwe groep wat oor die vermeende swendelaar Louis Liebenberg handel, betreur 'n klomp geldgierige boerbare hul lot, en verwens hulle LL tot in die Hel. Baie dreig sommer openlik om sy pels te gaan afpluk van sy otagtige lyf in die stort en 'n mooi staanlamp daaruit te maak. Christen liefde in praktyk, so weersinwekkend tweegattig. 

Dis hoe Christene optree. As geld op die spel is, dan is dit net fok God, en daar word ou Vuilbaard by die venster uitgemoer. Sal maar later jammer sê en hulself vergewe sodat nóg 'n skomgattigheid daarna gepleeg kan word, en dan begin die self-vergewery weer. Ek wonder hoeveel van hulle woon die liegbek Angus Buchanan se Mighty Money ag ek bedoel Mighty Men se breinspoel kultusklub by. En met Gierige Grietjie wat na die toebroodjiemakers omsien elders. 

En nou wonder ek hoekom hulle enigsins weer om vergifnis moet vra. Is die spul nie 2000 jaar terug al vergewe toe 'n skelm Jood op 'n kruis gevrek het nie? Of is hulle nie meer vergewe omdat die Jood net in 'n koma beland het weens brouwerk van die Italianers wat tot vandag toe nie 'n kar behoorlik aanmekaar kan sit nie.

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Here's Why Boerbarians Support Putin



For several months after Russia invaded Ukraine on 24 February 2022, a large percentage of religious right-wing Afrikaners in South Africa openly supported Putin. Maybe even the majority. We definitively know from social media posts that they did not immediately chose Ukraine's side. 

How many Afrikaners are right-wing-oriented on the political spectrum? The majority. How many are religious? At least 80 percent, but the infection rate may be as high as 90%. Take a shocked breath of disgust here. 

Let me just clarify first: In this article I am not talking about Africans, whom are black people and with the majority on that confuckulated continent supporting Russia.

 Instead, I'm talking here about the white-pelted (more creamy, actually) descendants of mainly Dutchmen that founded modern South Africa in 1652 (when the forefathers of today's South African blacks were still in the middle of the continent, fighting each other, with the losers than fleeing southwards in the late 1700s), and which became the ethnic group Afrikaners. The latter named and perfected the concept apartheid that their British colonizers introduced there. British classism, Boerbarian division. Bc = Bd. Like religious mathematics, you see. 

More specifically, I'll be discussing a subcomponent among Afrikaners that call themselves Boers. I refer to them as boerbarians, a portmanteau of boer and barbarian. Thankfully not all Afrikaners are boerbarians, but all boerbarians are Afrikaners and that's why good Afrikaners emigrate. 

Pictured: A six year-old child in the town Ochakiv in the Mykolayiv district, sleeping peacefully in the arms of Jesus after the big bad wolf punched a part of Jesus's arm below her, through her. She suffered for hours there, but it's all part of God's perfect predetermined plan with her short life, and who are we to criticize such an almighty fictional psychopath god. So, pray and congratulate your god-thingy, don't question or you'll burn in the bad spot of Fantasyland. (Is that not how Christians 'think' and sooth their pain? It's just retarded.)

 Even after seeing a flood of horrific images of torn apart children and hearing what Russian soldiers did to innocent civilians in Bucha, did those religious Afrikaners still stick to their guns - they love it as much as the average Republican and regularly shoot defenseless animals with it - and tried to justify what Putin and his war criminals were doing. (But then they claim one needs their mental Aids to have morality.)

Monday, May 9, 2022

Russia may deploy Mind Assassins in Ukraine


Following my previous letter to the Ukrainian security services, I sent one to the Russian FSB too. Obviously I'm posting it all here as well, the world needs to know. Below then is the letter as sent to the Kremlin's spy agency.


RE: Highly-trained Spies available for Russia in Ukraine

To whom it may concern,

I have an interesting war strategy for you, and will much appreciate it if you can pass it on to the correct departments dealing with the topic at hand. Although I'm certain you're already busy with it, I may add some helpful information.

Let me get straight to the point:

1. You need informants right inside Ukraine to tell you all sorts of interesting things, like in what closets gays hide and where Ukraine hide their many planes that Russia seemingly cannot get shot down.

2. You need more influencers, right inside Ukraine. Ones able to convince ordinary, vulnerable Ukrainian victims of war that Russia is actually good and that they should start supporting Mr Putin. Especially if the specific people I'm talking about are highly skilled in that art, ones that have free access to every nook and cranny in Ukraine, and can move openly around without arousing suspicion.

My proposed strategy here will give you both.


The influencer-strategy Russia follows works well on TikTok to get immoral rich-daddy girls in the West to portray Russia in a more favorable light, and even to convince people the world over Zelensky stole the Z in his name from a poor babuska in Siberia. It is so successful, indeed, that the White House and Pentagon expressed their concern about it.

You now need to up your influencing a notch or two, and I can suggest a team that may be interested to help you. Covertly, of course.

In advance, I would like to apologize sincerely for my lack of diplomatic skills, and would like to assure you this letter is not meant to make you feel bad. Even though you're from bad stock, it's not your fault. I will speak again to Vladimir Putin and ask him once again if it is really necessary to lure NATO to nuke you (after you nuked first, of course.) 

Undercover Zombie Saboteurs Posing as Aid Givers in Ukraine



 Today I contacted the Ukrainian security services with a possible overlooked threat. The letter is below. Thereafter I also sent a letter to the Russian FSB that I will add in another article.


RE: Undercover Zombie Saboteurs Posing as Aid Givers in Ukraine

To whom it may concern,

With the advent of the war, a very specific type of undercover vulture descended upon Ukraine from all over the world. They prey upon the most vulnerable people, and over the centuries they refined it into a fine, deadly art of psychological destruction from within your ranks.

  If successful, they will destroy Ukrainians from within, and turn Ukrainians into mental beggars without pride, and may even turn them positive towards Russia.

The victims are subtly – and often not that subtle – threatened with fire and torture if they refuse to give in and 'repent'. Not something victims of war should have to hear again.

They go by silly titles they gave themselves, like pastors, priests, baby Jesus, and Fluffballs on Fire for God.

SA 'pastor' wanting to shoot own baby now ally for Putin in Kyiv


The South African fable fucker Rooies Strauss that can lie better than 
Sergei Lavrov seen here holding a baby dinosaur he saved from the Titanic.


*For the convenience of honorable Russian czar Vladimir Putin himself, this article was translated to Russian at bottom of page below the English part.*

When you're fucked in the head by the mental illness religion, and like a pure mental patient in the wild, proud of it, you're ripe for some mind fuckery by one Rooies Strauss that is currently hanging balls in Ukraine.

On the screenshot below is the boerbarian from South Africa that makes a living by bullshitting people with fables and deploying psychological blackmail, admitting in no uncertain terms that he tried or attempted to shoot his two-weeks old baby boy. Maybe not read the Abraham shit in the Bible too many times, dear readers.

Saturday, January 9, 2021

Sal 'n Enema in Boerbare se Gatte Op Hul van Onnooslikheid Genees?



'n Kwasi-sanger affie plopse wat bedags by 'n gatgrouery met 'n fensie Engelse titel staat en skrop met kooperasie syftie boots saam is van mening dat 'hulle' - seker die nare swart anti-Chris Kommunistiese Kapitalistiese regering né, as sy regse politieke uitkyk en puur onkunde gebekyk worre - hulle se entstof in hulle se gatte moet opdruk. O ja, ewe met 'n Trump-skroutjie agterna, die uitroepteken, soos die leser op die komende skermgreep sal sien. Afrikaners gebruik tog die skreeteken te veel en die vraagteken te min.

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Act Against Boerbarian Claims to Save Us



The average South African intelligence quotient may be such that most Saffas are unable to spell the abbreviation 'IQ.' Or at least it may take them some time to locate the letter Q on a keyboard. (Let's leave my use of sucky English tenses out of it; at least I'm brilliant in my home language, unlike most Afrikaners.)

Saturday, August 8, 2020

Saterdag-wenner van Boerbaar Bazaar Grotman van die Week Aangewys

  Die lyding wat baie diere deurgaan aan die misdadige pote van die mens is veel erger, en veel meer algemeen, as wat die meeste van ons wil erken. Daarom neem ek sterk eksepsie teen vertrapte gomgatte wat die doodmaak van diere verheerlik. 

  Ek is een van 'n groeiende aantal bewaringsbewustes wat enige Suid-Afrikaanse boer wat diere vir die 'pret' doodskiet, se internasionale kopers van sy produkte in kennis stel van hoe die betrokke boer met diere omgaan, en ook sulke grootmaataankopers se eindkopers. As al hoe Suid-Afrikaanse geloofsgefokte boerbare kan leer hoe om ordentlik teenoor diere op te tree deur hul beursies moet geskied, laat dit dan so wees. Ons het voorheen al gesien hoe Denemarke alle SA wyne vanaf hul winkelrakke afgehaal het, en die weersin internasionaal teenoor primitiewe Afrikaners groei steeds. 

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