What do you get when you say 'Jesus' and 'I got hacked' on Facebook?

You will get hacked again, that's what. 

Bots are scraping and monitoring Facebook posts everywhere, all the time. I know a thing or two about it, for, well, reasons. But too lazy today to type out a long post and explanations. 

I just want to draw the reader's attention to an important point: Religious people are being targeted extra-hard by hackers. Even religious hackers do it. Why?

Studies proved that religious people are far more gullible (willing to believe claims without evidence), and that their passwords are generally weaker, and that they are easier prey for scams, than us healthy of mind, sane atheists. 

If you should make a post on Facebook saying you got hacked, maybe one or two bots will post replies in the comment section, offering help. But add a religious word or two in there, and an armada of bots will burn through the pixels rushing to offer help. 

Russian spy going down tonight

A man with the initials O.K - that of his real name; he is operating under a pseudonym I know too, in one of four countries directly or almost-directly involved in the Ukraine war - will not be having an OK weekend. His door and reason to live will be bashed in this evening by a very specialized police team. Maybe his face too. 

BEWARE! DO NOT COPY AND PASTE POSTS ASKING YOU TO COPY AND PASTE!

One of the most effective methods that hackers use to identify potential prey, is the copy-and-paste social engineering trick. Facebook is a goldmine for just that. The more gullible someone is by nature, the easier and the more they'll fall for it. And that's the target market scammers love. 

Take a look at the below post from one Wendy Botes that I came across on Facebook this afternoon. Will use it as example of how dangerous it actually is. Below it, a very important message you need to get into the heads of your friends. 

Hackers in the midst of wokeness

I'll be damned. Wokeness struck the world of hackers. It's not 'man-in-the-middle' (MitM) attack anymore, it's now 'adversary-in-the-middle'. It's well-known that men make up 99% of hackers, if not 99.9%. To lure more hotties to join the ranks, terms are now changing. I assume a noble virgin male is responsible.

The Mozilla Foundation (that releases the great Firefox) also succumbed to it a year or four ago, by changing the name 'Master password' to 'Primary password.' See, no masters anymore, because the name of a software component can hurt the tender buttholes of some fragile black protestors that act like rebellious slaves of woke propaganda. 

Hacking a Whole Blockchain to Become Rich Fast

How to become a millionaire overnight? Well, let me tell you how hackers think, and I'll use a practical example as well. I will keep it super basic, and sweet and short.

Cryptocurrency is all the rage now, and will be for the next 8 years until either Putin or climate change destroys mankind. Meanwhile, you want a private yacht and a private plane. Why risk your pelt with an old school bank robbery, when you can steal hundreds of millions of cryptocurrency anonymously from behind your computer?

Tesla Token + Metaverse + Wallet Launching Now! But there is a Catch...

 
It was a week ago, when I got an invitation to check out a website. And not just a site, a whole new world of excitement. Tesla is launching its own crypto money (called a coin/token), and its own metaverse (suck it, Facebook!), and even its own wallet. How great, you can add all the various cryptocurrency you collected and worked for so hard all into this one new wallet. And buy NFT's. Maybe even hitch a ride on a magical unicorn. And more.