Being a cop nowadays in the not-so-great America is tough. It can make any cop shop all dread and gloom. But some time ago, somewhere along Life's road, a young guy (or woman) took the wrong turn to a top marketing job, and ended up at Police Academy.
You thinking of the funny Police Academy movie franchise too? Right. But spoiler alert, they always get their man. And if they had a FB page it would look like that of Polk County Sheriff's office.
So this cop sits there, with his marketing skills temporarily stashed under a donut box, when a call came in.