Repent fuckers, Jesus is naai! (neigh?) 😂 He secretly came back and is now hiding out in Delaware. Or so his Facebook profile claims. After all, with the Christian god-thing being everywhere - and it is true since a book with a talking donkey says so - it is just logical that he will want to communicate with us in other ways than just voices in the head. (Oh, and if God is everywhere, why are you waiting for him to come back?)
We know it's bullshit, yet we cannot know if the profile is satirical (I came across his profile in an atheist group, but that means nothing, many undercover zombies with their mental Aids hang out in such groups hoping to infect atheists), or if the guy actually believes he is really Jesus.
In mental asylums it is common to find patients that ended up there for claiming to be Jesus, yet unable to do the Jerusalema on water to prove their claim. Even when someone claims it is only satire, and that he is really an atheist, one better not believe it.
Genuine atheists find it impossible to lie as much and as frequently as Christians do. It is not like we have a book full of atrocities that we have to justify with lies, just to justify those lies then again with more lies. Mentally unstable people on the other hand often have a fixation to be something or someone they're obviously not.
We should start asking Christians how they will know if someone claiming he's Jesus is really Jesus. Is there some secret handshake or what? And if you can enter heaven only through Jesus as the Bible claims, well, that sounds like I don't wanna be naai that shit.
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